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OPRAH WINFREY OPENS CHURCH, FOUNDS RELIGION, FOOLS CHRISTIANS EVERYWHERE

Posted on April 8, 2011 by DavisMcDavis

I haven’t been updating, as you can probably tell, but I had to stop back in for the below item that you old readers might find funny: a website in Western Ghana plagiarized my fake Oprah Winfrey press release from … Continue reading →

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Have you guys heard about “O, The Oprah Religion”?

Posted on May 7, 2008 by DavisMcDavis

As Oscar Wilde said, “The only thing worse than being talked about is NOT being talked about. And I don’t like those curtains.”  Or something like that.  Anyway, I’m excited to find that I’m being talked about by a group … Continue reading →

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Oprah Should Do Something About All The Problems In The World

Posted on April 1, 2008 by DavisMcDavis

Gentle reader Jill sent in this picture of “Black Jesus.”  Because it shouldn’t just be white people that have a white, rather than Jewish, Jesus, everyone should get a Jesus of their own.  “YOU get a Jesus, and YOU get a … Continue reading →

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OWN will pwn!: Oprah Winfrey getting her own TV network

Posted on January 16, 2008 by DavisMcDavis

The blessed Oprah Winfrey, our Savior and Redeemer, is getting Her own evangelical TV network. OWN — for Oprah Winfrey Network — will debut next year in nearly 70 million homes with cable and satellite, part of a deal announced Tuesday with … Continue reading →

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A Visit From Oprah Winfrey

Posted on December 24, 2007 by DavisMcDavis

I’m home in northern Minnesota with my family for the holidays – they are celebrating Christmas and I am celebrating O-stice, that magical time of year when the blessed Oprah Winfrey causes the days to lengthen and thus begins to turn winter into … Continue reading →

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Proof Of the Divine Nature of The Blessed Oprah

Posted on November 7, 2007 by DavisMcDavis

Just one day ago I told you about a miracle that Oprah performed for my benefit, and for the benefit of O, The Oprah Religion in that my O, The Oprah Religion Recruitment Video #1 now shows up as a … Continue reading →

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An Oprah Miracle

Posted on October 22, 2007 by DavisMcDavis

Just a short note, since I realized that I haven’t posted since last Wednesday – you see, any time I’m at home near the computer I just think, “Oh, I’ll play a little World of Warcraft first…” and then I’ll … Continue reading →

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What Would Jesus Do?

Posted on October 9, 2007 by DavisMcDavis

Christians are fond of the acronym “WWJD?” especially when it’s on hats and t-shirts.  It rivals “Support our troops” ribbons in pointless piety and total uselessness in getting things done.  NEWS FLASH!  Jesus is dead, people!  It doesn’t matter what … Continue reading →

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Bill O’Reilly Wants To Loofah Your Boobs

Posted on July 18, 2007 by DavisMcDavis

Here are two floating snarky celebrity comments that are probably never going to be turned into a full post:In comparison, Britney Spears is like the sad fat drunk retarded pregnant cousin of Christina Aguilera.Kate Moss has so many moles on … Continue reading →

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Oprah Winfrey Opens Church, Founds Religion

Posted on February 3, 2005 by DavisMcDavis

Talk-show host Oprah Winfrey today celebrated the opening of her first church and the founding of her new religion, titled O, The Oprah Religion.  The multi-tasking Oprah will serve as pontiff and deity for both. “Expanding on Her enormously successful … Continue reading →

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