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Monthly Archives: July 2006
Norwegians Don’t Wear Sunscreen
Really, they don’t. And they should…more on that later. Yeesh, I leave the country for one week and the whole world goes crazy! Lance Bass is a gay??!? Who knew, with his overplucked eyebrows and boy band membership? I never … Continue reading
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Big Yellow Cab
For those of you who may be visiting New York in the near future, let me give you a lesson in how to hail a cab: Look at the light on top of the cab. Is the light on? If … Continue reading
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Ta-Dah!
This guy Kevin Achman has a Flickr album pictures far superior to mine of Jake Shears from the Siren Music Festival. You can go check them out in the event you’d like to see extremely sharp and clear photographs of Jake Shears in his underpants. … Continue reading
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When The Sun Goes Down
Last Thursday, July 13th, was a special day in Manhattan. Twice a year, the sunset lines up with the cross streets, and since many of the cross streets go clear across from one side of Manhattan Island to the other, you can see the … Continue reading
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I Predict A Riot
I’m sure you’re all wondering – what exciting thing could all these people be looking at? And why is Davis McDavis in front of all of them? Is it because I wanted to see – yet again – what it would smell … Continue reading
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The Paparazzi Descend
I forgot to tell you about a story that happened in South Beach. While E and I were sitting on the beach, around three o’clock on afternoon a gaggle of gay gooses showed up all a-twitter and a-cocktailed over next door … Continue reading
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Candy Is Dandy, And Liquor Is Quicker, But Try Not To Be A Total Whore All The Time
Do you ever realize, really long after the fact, that you’ve misunderstood a word or phrase for years and years and years? For example, I used to think the commonly-used phrase was “for all intensive purposes” instead of “for all intents and purposes.” … Continue reading
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Today’s entry is in the protected section. It is safe for work (no dirty pictures.) To read it, you’ll need to log in to your Xanga account and use the “subscription browser” on the side of the page and click on … Continue reading
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Parker Posey Returns: A Review Of The Film
On Friday evening, E and I went to see a wonderful movie that I highly recommend, called Parker Posey Returns. Parker was hilaarious! She didn’t actually have too many lines, but she was able to do wonders with the ones … Continue reading
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Pieces and Space
Last Thursday night at DKNY‘s he turned on the TiVo to show us a program on the HGTV channel where his friend Tup was, quite surprisingly, walking around his apartment with his boyfriend, simultaneously showing off their cleverly lofted bed … Continue reading
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